Cult Merch

Here’s the Nick Gerlach’s Cult merch store where cult-related merchandise can be purchased. Everything but media consumption is consensual in this cult, but the purchasing and wearing merchandise is heavily encouraged.

Do you want to have your own individual style, shared with thousands and thousands of cult members, or do you want to be just like everyone else and wear clothes from some bullshit store like Target? 

An ideal way to show obedience to the cult is to buy each clothing item in every size. That way, you can display the merchandise around your home like a fabulous cult of arms, helping you establish dominance over other members of your species when they come over to drink White Claws or do meth or whatever you nerds do. If you want to be a true alpha member of the cult, adorn your home with cult merchandise.